The Great Outdoors is for Glamorous Glamping!
Well I wanted to share some interesting(?) things to take with you for a total glamping Diva experience. You definitely need your own car with you, your music and your towbar. You need a towbar Glamping Queen – you never know what you may want to take with you or roll off down the hill on the way home. Just buy one… see? If they ask what you need to tow – just show them this and tell them you are going camping and you are taking your home back up with! They musn't get technical on you, right, but somehow you need to tow it and they must make it work. It weighs 234lbs which is probably bigger than you and you cannot lift it into your motor vehicle.
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DuroMax XP13000EH Dual Fuel Portable Generator 13000 Watt Gas or Propane Powered Electric Start-Home Back Up, Blue/Gray
You also need to buy one of these three wheeler bicycles.
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3 Wheel Electric Bike for Adult, 350W Step Thru Electric Tricycle with 36V 13AH Battery, Adjustable Handlebars, Large Cruiser Seat. Rear Basket for Men, Women Senior.
Now that last line confused me a bit. I don't know any men, women or senior that would fit in that basket. But don't worry, you can put your oxygen tank and your Kate Spade purse in the basket along with your make up bag, hairstyler and lipstick. Don't forget to take with your lunch and adult beverage. If the basket can take men, women and seniors, you can fit your mirror in also. The Electric bike has a little light on the front so you can see to re-apply your lipstick.
Now the next item can also fold up and go into your purse. You never know when on your camping trip that you need some alone time. Take with your headphones and meditation music cause this will help you get your own little space outside and up close with nature, and everyone will leave you well alone. I promise. Just thinking, I wonder if it would work inside my house? Do you think my family would leave me alone to meditate in peace?
NB: Please watch the video's on how to set up your meditation pod. It's really quite entertaining. It might even make you laugh out loud, snort even.
Now my next favorite item for camping is what I will call the “Solo Silent Retreat Gear”. It's a hat for men, but women can use it too!
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KOOLSOLY Fishing Hat,Sun Cap with UPF 50+ Sun Protection and Neck Flap, for Man and Women
The great thing about it is that when you put your tiara away and whip out this stylish hat, no one will know who you are, in fact, they won't know where you are either. You can go incognito around the campsite. If someone does approach you, you can pretend you are on a silent retreat and you can retreat right under the whole hat. It's just awesome! Also if you have not washed your hair (or your neck or face or cleaned your ears) no one will know and if you have halitosis breath, well those who do want to get up close will not smell it. Great right? And for $12 it's a steal!
I just loved this next item. It's just so innovative!
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ENERGIZER LED Camping Lantern with Tent Fan S500 PRO, Rechargeable Camping Fan Light with Hanging Hook for Camping, Hiking, Hurricane, Emergency (USB Included)
Imagine how excited I felt finding a selfie ring light with a fan so us queens can look and feel cool while still keeping up with our social media postings in the wild. It's so innovative I tell you! I wonder if I can get one for home and use it for blowing my hair like the models and also for blowing my dress like Marilyn Monroe's. (She got millions for that photo – I'd be happy with just a few bucks from affiliate sales.) In my last blog post I suggested you buy some “S” hooks to take camping – so they would come in very useful to hang this in the tree when you doing your social media.
Conclusion
Now that you feel right at home with all the extra things to make you feel relaxed and rested, I know you cannot wait for tomorrow to see what else you can take with you to make your life easier!
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